Since I started (restarted?) with some negativity I’m gonna even it out with some positivity by sharing this most amazing song title of all time; “Plankin’ on my dick” by David Sabastian and some other dude’s whose names I’m too lazy to look up right now. The tab is like really far from where my cursor is right now, it’s not my fault really.
Anyway, I just recently found out about David Sabastian when a friend played “Pussy Marijuana” for me and I immediately felt disgusted by the fact that someone would put pussy and marijuana in the limelight like this. They’re not pussies, they are vaginas and need to be treated accordingly, and marijuana is illegal and should never ever be used or even mentioned in a sentence that doesn’t contain the word “evil”.
Did I mention I have a full-time job nowadays?